December 29, 2005

  • Tu puedes salvarme de esta soledad... Lo eres todo para mi


    Just a touch of my softer side.....


    okay enough of that....moving right along....


    something amusing since ironically I was just asked to stay late and work extra hours since someone called in sick....


    The population of this country (the US) is 273 million. 140 million are retired. That leaves 133 million to do the work. There are 85 million in school. Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government. Leaving 19 million to do the work. 2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing terrorists. Which leaves 16.2 million to do the work. Take from the total the 14.8 million people who work for state and city governments. And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.    At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals. Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work. Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.  That leaves just two people to do the work. You and me. And there you are sitting on your butt, at your computer, reading jokes.

Comments (11)

  • whoa, that's the fastes reply i've ever gotten, lol..

    wow, so how are you? we're going back to Guam on Sunday

    Do you have msn messanger?

    lol

    shoot shoot

    saucer

  • Thanks! I'm excited. :) And hey, even if I am sitting on my butt reading it, you sat on your butt to write it! Yeah- that's right! HAHA just kiddin ;)

  • Concerning the acquisition of romantically royal relationships...I have no clue.  I mean, c'mon...I'm still looking for my own Venezuelan Prince!

  • hah.. nice... well today was my day off... i work tomorrow though.. so you can take a day off...

    if you liked that boring boot.. go check out the snowman i made tonight
    it should be done rendering.. here shortly.. then ill post it on xanga
    assuming you might be asleep already... then if you read this tomorrow.. it should be up

  • I'm on a four day weekend right now, and only had to work Thursday this whole week.  You should have been active duty and not a reservist dude.

    SD

  • ehhh...wow! africa?

    that's awesome

    have fun!

    haha

    saucer

  • I have good news. Here in Mali the weather is wonderful. its pretty cool here!!! (I seriously thought it wound be beastly)

  • Did you perchance meet that blonde transvestite that serves up the grease at the S&S on Glenstone?  He's a real sweety.  Just a tad confused about life. 

  • Unfortunately, Sprinfield kinda feels like home...so it was good to get back.

  • aw! so cute..... i think life would taste better melted. whatever that means..... haha.... ciao

  • hello!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    um...........i remember that time too!!! haha well, gota go.

    bye

    gen

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